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Why The Broncos Lost Super Bowl XLVIII

Twitter Roach Posted on 4 February, 2014 by Skippy10 July, 2016

The Broncos suck.  That’s why they lost. It’s a joke. Jesus Christ on a stick. Chill out. The truth is actually more offensives than “they suck”. Put on your big girl panties and come along on this ride with me. It wasn’t all the “super bowl” marijuana jokes. It should have been. It wasn’t because John Elway isn’t on the team any more. He’s there in spirit. It wasn’t because of Obama or the Republicans. I know. Right? It simply wasn’t meant to be by the powers that be. A year ago when the rich people who run the NFL … Continue reading →

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Zazzle, Could Your UI Suck Any Worse?

Twitter Roach Posted on 3 December, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

I’ve not been posting here much ’cause I’ve been busy – and I have something new coming to this site.  Hide your dishes and your daughters. I needed to take a moment out to vent.  I’m posting products on my Zazzle store.  If you don’t know what Zazzle is it’s one of those print-on-demand online stores.  I like their products and when Zazzle has fucked up they have always fixed it for free.  They got that going for them. What they don’t have going for them is user interface. If you use Zazzle you know all this, if you don’t … Continue reading →

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Mail Fail Whale

Twitter Roach Posted on 7 October, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

There isn’t too much to say really.  Classic example of the federal government doing what it does best.  Thanks for giving them control of health insurance.  What could go wrong with that? The post office recently delivered a stack of mail to me which was postmarked a month ago.  Who knows where it had been for all that time.  Gathering dust under a table probably. It’s interesting that during the “government shutdown” things like forests and monuments are being “closed”.  Try thinking for a moment.  I know it’s hard.  Obama thinks he can “close” the forest.  The forest can’t grow … Continue reading →

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Architecture Is Dead

Twitter Roach Posted on 15 September, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

These shitty looking nightmare excuses for architecture are appearing all over Fort Collins.  Every time I see one I want to shove a sharp stick into my eyes.  One hundred years from now historical societies are going to be burning these things down.   … Continue reading →

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It’s the end of Bluehost (the world) as we know it.

Twitter Roach Posted on 2 August, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

You may be aware that Bluehost has a major outage and many websites are down.  The internet tells me that HostMonster and HostGator are also affected as they are all owned by the same company.  This little glitch illustrates one of the biggest flaws the internet brings to the world. Fucking losers with no life. The Twitter stream is going crazy with people who are upset that their website is down.  I have two questions. 1. Who the fuck are you that your website is so fucking important that the world can’t live without if for a few hours? 2. … Continue reading →

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Attention Google and Facebook, I Am Not A Fucking Child.

Twitter Roach Posted on 9 July, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

An asshole, yes.  A child, no. There is so much to hate about the internet. Other people. Crappy photography. Other people. Flash based websites. Other people. Google + Other people. Getting spam from those stupid fucks who feel the need to “invite” everyone in their address book to join whatever fucking stupid social media site is in the news this week. Other people. Pop-ups and advertising.  Thankfully Firefox with the correct extensions blocks out most of these. And of course, other people. Ya know what I hate about the interwebs? Yes, but I mean other than YouTube’s piece of shit … Continue reading →

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Google needs more attention than a 14 year old girl who rides a Harley.

Twitter Roach Posted on 10 June, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

Have you experienced the new YouTube channel? Google has outdone itself on this one. Google has rolled out some pure shit in the past and they have the ability to create a user interface that no one can figure out. The new YouTube channels give you the worst of both worlds. Here is what I discovered the hard way. You can’t control the colours of your channel any more. Everyone gets the same ugly black on white shit it seems. I’ve got some other YouTube channels linked over on the right side of my channel and after poking around for … Continue reading →

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It’s like I’m the only sane person at the grocery store.

Twitter Roach Posted on 6 June, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

So I’m in the grocery store today.  You know where this is going already. There is a guy in front of me in line.  Under 60 even. He has an energy drink and a donut. What could go wrong?  I’ll tell you. He had two credit cards, or debit cards, or paycheck cards, or food stamp cards, or who knows what the fuck kind of cards.  He wanted to put the donut on one card.  The energy drink on the other card. No shit. But wait.  There’s more. Neither card works. Let me write that again.  Neither card works.  Both … Continue reading →

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How to be a girl who is friends with a boy.

Twitter Roach Posted on 13 May, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

It may be hard for you to believe but I do have friends.  Even harder for you to believe might be that most of them are women.  Now in this one case I mean “friends” in the sense that we are friends (not that we are friends that fuck) in real life (not on fucking Facebook).  I actively seek out girls for my friends since that’s just how I roll.  In the process I’ve made a few observations I wanted to pass along to help out any girls who actually want to be friends (the real life and non-fucking kind) … Continue reading →

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Digital Royalty or Delusional?

Twitter Roach Posted on 6 May, 2013 by Skippy10 July, 2016

I picked up a book at the library called “Renegades Write The Rules – How the Digital Royalty use social media to INNOVATE” by Amy Jo MARTIN.  (Obnoxious capital letter as they appear on the cover of the book.) I could rant about how pathetic The Medicated Generation is with their personality disorders, disillusions of grandeur and obsession with social media to compensate for poor interpersonal skills – or – you can read this book and see it first hand. Here is a summary of the book. Upper middle class white girl (UMCWG) goes to college. UMCWG gets a job … Continue reading →

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