I bike down the same trail multiple times a week on my way to go trail running. Usually it’s peaceful and sparsely populated. This morning I noticed many more bicycle riders out and about.
By “out and about” I mean in my way.
Then I saw the first sign pointing out the direction to the Bike To Work Day station where people can stop to get a free breakfast.
By “free breakfast” I mean paid for with my tax money.
Who the fuck are you posers who ride your bike to work once a year in order to get a free granola bar and some coffee?
Get the fuck off the trail. And stay off my lawn.