Hi snowflake. Was that you trying to text me? I didn’t get that ’cause I have no fucking idea where my cell phone is at. And I don’t care. Because I’m not a 14 year old girl. I can live without a cell phone in my hand every moment of the day.
Shocking isn’t it?
Check it out y’all. I’m styling it in black and white. Damn I’m sexy.
You call it “flexibility”. I call it “flaky”.
Damn did I call it in this one. I suggested we are moving to a society in which it’s considered acceptable to ignore the person in front of you to interact with your cell phone. Gosh, that hasn’t happened at all has it.
Originally published on Dec 27, 2010
This episode of The Truth Hurts is rated R for: bad language, telling you that you are a loser and implying that civilization can function without cell phones.
In this episode (part 1 of 3) Skippy tells you why sending 80 text messages a day doesn’t make you cool – it makes you an immature flaky loser. Being always accessible means that you are never accessible. You need to be able to pay attention to the person in front of you and you can’t do this if you are always playing with your crackberry.
This video was inspired by Cell Phone Free Girl and her experiment of going 30 days without a cell phone.