You may be aware that Bluehost has a major outage and many websites are down. The internet tells me that HostMonster and HostGator are also affected as they are all owned by the same company. This little glitch illustrates one of the biggest flaws the internet brings to the world.
Fucking losers with no life.
The Twitter stream is going crazy with people who are upset that their website is down. I have two questions.
1. Who the fuck are you that your website is so fucking important that the world can’t live without if for a few hours?
2. Did you look at the Bluehost Twitter feed before you tweeted them to inform they your site is down? Do you think they don’t fucking know? Do you think they’ve just been fucking around downloading porn and eating Cheetos but now that they know YOUR website is down they are going to jump all the fuck over it?
Hey stupid cock-sucker. No one in the world misses your website. No one other than your mother has even seen your website.
Instead of whining like a fucking 14 year old girl on the internet why don’t you do something productive. I realize that most of the people who are whining on the internet are just beta males and feminists who haven’t spoken to an attractive person in years but here are some suggestions for you to pass the time in your worthless life while waiting for your website to come back online:
- Go outside.
- Wash your dishes.
- Download porn.
- Post a nasty comment on this blog telling me what an asshole I am for denying that your website is crucial to the functioning of the cosmos.
- Read the book The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains by Nicholas Carr.
- Or read the book To Save Everything, Click Here: The Folly of Technological Solutionism by Evgeny Morozov.
- Call your mother.
- Google search yourself.
- Talk to another person. In real life. About something other than how much you hate Bluehost.
- Do some research about how people lived before the internet.
- Formulate a business plan for dealing with internet outage issues.
- Shut the fuck up and get a life.
Do you idiots really think that your website will never go down? The internet will never glitch? That nothing will ever go wrong and your website will be there thru natural disasters, global famine and nuclear war?
You fucking idiots need to get a clue.
And by the way, all of your morons trying to visit your site and check your emails isn’t fucking helping them. If anything it’s clogging the fucking system and making it more difficult. Back the fuck off so they can work. You site will be up when your fucking site if fucking up.
You fuckers need to get a grip. The interwebz as we know it has existed for less than 20 years and you can’t go one fucking day without it?
$17 trillion national debt. War in Afghanistan. War on Drugs. War on Terror. TSA touching children’s penises in airports. The government murdering people with flying robots. The government listening to your phone conversations and reading your email. The corporations collecting information about you so they can market their shit products . . . and this is what you blow up on Twitter about?
Here is some legit stupidity from the Twitter stream.
Can you tell me when all the websites will be fully restored as mines has been down for the whole day.
No dumb-fuck, they can’t. They aren’t psychic.
When do you expect email servers to begin working again, and will we receive emails sent but not received during the down period?
They still aren’t psychic. Your question about email indicates you don’t know fuck about how the internet and email actually work. Use this time to go fucking educate yourself.
??? how much longer guys??? we are loosing 43 clients!!! please Help!!!!! fix it!!!!
This tweet comes from an account that only has one tweet. This one. If you are loosing clients simply because your website is down maybe you need new clients. Or a new plan. Maybe you could call the clients on the phone. Maybe you could email them with your backup Google email account. Oh, you don’t have a backup email account not associated with your website? Nice business planning you have there.
but we confirm sales by email, and the email system does not work, we can not send or receive emails, please hurry up!!!
Oh look, more poor planning.
“swift resolution and full restoration”? Cool Story. How about potential clients and money lost? Do we get restoration of that?
Right . . . you have potential clients. I’m sure Bill Gates was about to visit your website and drop $10 million but gosh, that damn Bluehost.
@bluehost technical support directs to the fuckin’ operator — fuckin’ unbelievable.
No really, they don’t need you to call them. Do you think they don’t fucking know? Or what, they are going to drop everything they are doing and rush to work on your server because you are . . . a dipshit?
serously! 9 hours and still waiting… does it take longer for dedicated servers to be up again?
OMG! 9 whole fucking hours!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! Are you dying?
@bluehost sites are slowly coming back online, going to be prepping my backups this weekend
You don’t already backup your site? Are you fucking stupid?
@bluehost when do you think you’ll be able to fix the issue? You host 3 of my websites and they are all down.
Still not psychic.
@bluehostsupport not certain how many times do we have to tweet and contact you. Our site is STILL down and this is unacceptable @bluehost
Oh fuck! Everyone at Bluehost drop what you are doing and get this website back online. The President of the United States is trying to view it so he can formulate foreign policy.
@BlueHostSupport @Bluehost This crash could not have come at a worse time. ;(
What? This is the day your mom was going to visit your site?
to our website visitors today — we’re sorry — we’re a victim of the @bluehost disaster… we’ll be switching to @Rackspace next week!
Oh yea! That’ll show ’em.
I could do this all day but unlike you fucking morons I have a life. I’m gonna go talk to a girl. You feel free to keep acting like a girl.