You know what I hate? Besides people I mean.
Especially other people in the checkout lane in the grocery store.
I’m in Safeway the other day to get some food and end up in line behind some dumb bitch with two jars of vitamins. The cashier swipes the bar code on both jars and tells the dumb bitch her total is $14 and some change.
The dumb bitch says “I didn’t think it would be that much. Can you take that jar off?”
You have two jars of vitamins.
One jar cost X amount of dollars. The other jar cost Y amount of dollars. The prices are clearly marked on the shelf. The total cost of the jars is X + Y.
How in the fuck can this dumb bitch not know what the total cost of two fucking items is going to be?
People. (I use the term “people” loosely here.) When you go to the store try keeping track in your head of how much the items you are buying are going to cost. Those of us stuck behind you in line don’t want to wait for you to pick and choose over your selection in an attempt to get the total below $20 because that’s all that’s left on your food stamp card.