Because the post office certainly can not suck any more.
That’s a lie. The government can always suck more. Remember when you idiots elected The Messiah? The guy running on a peace platform. Then he started a third war and killed brown people in Libya. Yup, the government can always suck more. What am I thinking.
Here is the story. What use to happen was this.
My mail went to the post office on Howes street. It was sorted, then moved to my house which is 2 blocks from the post office.
Then I got a post office box. At the post office. On Howes street.
A package sent to my street address got rerouted to my post office box thanks to my change of address form. So the post office actually moved the package 2 blocks less than they normally would have had to do. And for that effort I had postage due.
Eight fucking dollars and sixty-five fuck me in the ass cents postage due. For some dumb bitch to put a yellow sticker on the box and not even have to take the box out of the building.
Thank you dumb-fuck voters for giving these fucktards control of the health care system.
That’s not really true. Messiah-Care (aka Obama-Care) actually just forces people to buy health insurance from multi-billion dollar insurance corporations. The government isn’t actually taking control of health care, It’s just bailing out the insurance corporations.
You know, the corporations? That you fucktards in the Occupy Wall Street movement hate so much.
Thank you fucktards.
And who is the biggest fucktard?
‘Cause I paid the $8.65 instead of telling them to return it to sender.
We are all fucktards in our own way.