Fanatical Apple users really chap my ass.
Yea Apple makes some good stuff. Their computer work really great. I’ve used a Mac and I like ’em. My first computer was an Apple //c. An aside, I actually sold that computer to one of the guys who helped design it. How cool is that.
The iPod is a nice device. It’s made my life better.
I don’t get the iPhone, but I don’t get smart phones at all. I want to make a fucking phone call, not play games or broadcast my location so people can stalk me.
The iPad is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen yet. It’s like a computer but not. Why?
But the worst are the people who buy every toy Apple puts out. It’s one thing to have an iPhone, but if you rush to buy the newest iPhone every time one is released – even tho yours still works – I’m labelling you an idiot.
Today I was thinking about how the Apple iIdiot doen’t really have a parallel in the PC world. Then I realized they do kinda. It’s the Google idiots. The people who think Google is everything.
Google reads all my email. I hope they are enjoying the porn stories.
Google gave us Google+. It’s kinda like Twitter, but it’s not Twitter and it’s kinda like Facebook but it’s not Facebook. I already have Twitter for when I want to tweet and I already have Facebook for when I wanna stalk.
Why do I need something that’s not really tweeting and not really stalking?