Instructions for idiots make my day.
It’s sad that we live in a world that needs an instruction manual for a water pitcher. No joke. Quotes from the instruction manual for a BPA (no, I don’t know what BPA is, nor do I care) Free Pitcher from Bakers & Chefs (TM). Yes. Instruction manual for a water pitcher. I can’t make this shit up.
I wish I could.
How to Use:
Fill with beverage and serve.
Wait, it gets better.
Do not overfill. Avoid repeated hitting or dropping. Place on surface away from the edge to avoid drops and spills.
I. Can’t. Make. This. Shit. Up.