I use to have a government job but I got better.
Use to be that I got paid with your tax money to surf the internet and download porn and drink coffee. Oh and take the occasional “business lunch” at the local strip club. That was when I had a government job.
Now I work for a living. Sometimes it sucks but overall it’s okay.
Today I was hanging lights in the theatre. I didn’t drop any of them and that’s always a good day. I did almost rip my shoulder out of the socket by failing to pay attention to what I was doing. If I were a Democrat I would blame Bush for that but it was really my own carelessness.
What is there to love about hanging lights? Three minutes after getting up in the lift to the electrics I was already stinking so bad due to the heat that I could smell myself. That is good shit.